Today is gonna be my day
I'm gonna get that fish
I've been planning this for months now
It's like my birthday wish.
Since May I've tracked your movements
I know your favorite food
I know that you will be here
Today your your mine to rule.
My picture will make the papers
I'll win some kind of prize
I know I'll be rewarded
For catching your thieving hide.
There's even a restaurant
That wants you for the menu
Shark fin soup and broiled shark steaks
That's what they want from you.
So today I brought my gear
Some I had to have made
A chair I can anchor to the ground
A holder for my real
A shark as big as you
Will surely fight with zeal.
So today I'll be a hero
When I catch you by myself
A feeling I shall treasure
An it will also improve my wealth.
No way this can't be real
I don't believe my eyes
I surely didn't just see
The words of that darn sign?
No fishing here today
No you cannot pass
The cops will surely get you
And arrest your scheming arse!
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