Sometimes you can't help but have fun at the expense of others. I'll tell you now the story is 100% made up by me. Problem is that all of the pictures are real. Now imagine if they where all by 1 person....scary ain't it. Now what follows is my idea of the phone call between the owner of the vehicles, the car insurance agent, and finally the owner of the insurance company with the driver :)
Owner: Hello I just got a letter stating you cancled my insurance and that the only way it would ever be renewed is if I paid $200.00 a day for coverage.
Agent: $200.00 a day? No-way that can be right. Please give me your policy number so I can look this up for you.
Owner: it's 5555-559-9999
Agent: 1 moment please. OK lets see...oh my god. What the? Holy crap. How in the hell? No way! My God!
Owner: That is no way to talk on the phone..
Agent: JESUS CHRIST!
Owner: Are you all right?
Agent: I'm sorry. Your record just caught me so off guard. I should be asking if your alright. I mean looking at this I'm surprised your alive. Oh man you have been through a lot.
Owner: I'm fine but I'd like to know what's going on.
Agent: According to our records you have been listed as an extreme risk driver. You have had multiple tickets, accidents, and have been sent to drivers education over 7 times in an effort to correct the problem. I'm afraid the letter isn't a joke and no other company is willing to grant you a policy. According to the note in your records from the company owner the only reason where offering to cover you for $200.00 a day is because we where your last provider and have no choice.
Owner: That's ridiculous. Let me speak to someone who can correct this.
Agent: Well the note says that if you call in and your not happy I can connect you directly to the owner here. Would that be acceptable?
Agent: One Moment. Sir I have the owner of that special notice on line 1.
Top: OK and thank you I was hoping they would call.
Owner: Hello I wanted...
Top: Just hold it right there because I know why you want to talk. Here is the bottom line so just listen. The letter you received has our terms for future coverage. On the back of the last page are copies of photo's. Those are why you got the letter. Accept the terms or don't it's up to you. I'll tell you right now that if you do accept them we will have you on probation for 1 year. If you do not recieve any violations during that time we will consider lowering your rate. Now the only thing I want you to do is read out loud whats written below the last picture and tell me if you understand. Start reading my time is short.
Owner: Ahh OK umm. "For the last time this is not how you park a car". ...I don't understand.
Loud thump heard through the phone. Voices like background can be heard saying: I think he fainted, you alright sir, what happened....
Owner: Hello I'm still waiting for someone to tell me why I can't park my car when I'm in a hurry.