The title says it all and I just wanted to wish everyone a great day and a better weekend.

Oh dear I guess I should add more because then this or it would only be a note. So for the record I could have said have a good day but a great day just sounds so much better don't ya think? I could have said good luck with all you do but a great day means you will have that anyway. Maybe I could have said have a blessed day but some of you don't believe in God. I refuse to say have a terrific day because that sounds (no offense meant here but can't think of a better way to put this) to frigging gay (besides nobody even remembers when saying someone was gay meant they where happy any more). So many ways to say it but I think this says it best over all.

Now of course there are exceptions to every rule so for those of you reading this that plan on doing something mean to someone else then this wish of mine doesn't apply to you. Some of the items that exclude you from this wish but by no means the only things are:

If you plan to rape someone, hurt a child, steal from someone, commit murder, drive drunk, flip off an elderly person, damage someones property, strap a bomb to yourself with the hope of killing others (if your doing it only to kill yourself your not excluded and can have a great day), driving over an animal when it could be avoided, killing a pet, putting something in someones food (Hair, snot, etc), causing someone to have an accident, being a bully, armed robbery, peeing in the pool, burning down/up anything that doesn't belong to you (house, forest, car), and any other unjust act which can cause harm.

If you fall under any of the items which would exclude you from the wish then you shouldn't even be reading this. You should be reading my other wish (but since I haven't published it and I'm not sure if I ever will) which is titled:

"Go to hell you F-ing A-Hole"

Alright you should have know this had a punch line the moment you looked at the attached picture.